is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS
settle down there thor
“I hope I can protect the one thing I can’t live without. That’s you.”
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
It’s really good at making you laugh until you’re borderline pissing yourself.
But then something happens and it’s like you got punched in the face and all of a sudden you’re curled up in a sadness ball because you can relate so hard.
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
when you come up with a great post and it gets zero notes
when you come up with a crappy post and it gets tons of notes
when the cheerleaders of your new school rip off your arms