1000 ways to die alone and happily counting :)

is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS

settle down there thor

(Source: theyfoundeachother, via daceymormonts)

“I hope I can protect the one thing I can’t live without. That’s you.”

(via the-song-of-handicapped-penguin)

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longlivesherlock:

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS

(via elctric-peach)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via guceubcuesu)

chawizard:

I don’t even have a caption for this

The thing about Zach Stone is…

wind-me-up-work-me-down:

It’s really good at making you laugh until you’re borderline pissing yourself.

But then something happens and it’s like you got punched in the face and all of a sudden you’re curled up in a sadness ball because you can relate so hard.

(via ichigotime)

so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

(via gorgeousgavin)

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witch-breed:

questbedhead:

titanicgirl666:

when you come up with a great post and it gets zero notes

when you come up with a crappy post and it gets tons of notes

when the cheerleaders of your new school rip off your arms

(via fandom-pride)

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