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1000 ways to die alone and happily counting

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darquingdragon:

sonicmetennant:

#no but see #that’s the thing about telling someone your own story #you don’t see yourself as the hero #you see the people you love and admire as the heroes #Rhodey and Pepper are Tony’s heroes

(Source: nerdwegian, via allmadethesame)

davegrohlio:

benjamin-cumberdash:

davegrohlio:

Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear

Having someone to take them off

You win this time

(Source: ebbievebber, via ashleybranmuffin)

formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

(via schrader99)

cuteness-daily:

Seven the Kitty  "The cutest cat in the world" Appreciation Post!

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via pssarahwins)

“ THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A KID’S SHOW ”

—    an ancient adventure time proverb (via finnandcake)

(via ohitsjustgreg)

stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

(via miniaturemary)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

sometimes i think about all the bad in the world: war, famine, glee season four. but then i remember puppies exist.

homohustle:

jotarokujo:

What if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? Like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

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This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

(via symphonic-divide)

toosmallortootall:

brynnasaurus:

I might be super late to the party but did everyone else notice this? lololol

im crying you guys: [x]

izfinityonhigh:

In honor of the one year anniversary of Fall Out Boy’s triumphant return from hiatus, I have compiled a Best Of from February 4th, 2013.

(via badwolfbooks)

cookiecest:

miss-andrea:

say it with me now kids

racism is natural

racism is healthy

racism is nothing to be ashamed of

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(via cake-is-not-pie-sammy)

theoncomingstormborns:

the-treble:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

this is still hilarious. I’ll reblog it twice in a day.

Out of context motivational Joffrey

(via cake-is-not-pie-sammy)

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

(via garfinski)

bartyjoonyah:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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(via capaldisneeze)

kyonsama:

kyonsama:

kyonsama:

From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code

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You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops

(via elizabethchildren)